Say ur professor to arrange a practical for this theory.!
Loveency principle by Arcemidese.
Say ur professor to arrange a practical for this theory.!
Reminder about your invitation from Kishor kumar Gupta
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Why girls r so sweet.?
what a student & teacher conversation !
Teacher asks johny : if dere wer 5 birds on a tree n ushot 1, hw many
r left? Johny: none, as others vil fly away Teacher: d answer is 4 but
i lyk d way u think Johny: i hv a questn madam, if 3 women r
eatingcone ice-cream. 1 eating, 1 biting n 1sucking. whch 1 is
married? Teachr in sweat n nervousnes s: well, d 1 sucking d cone
johny: no, d 1 wd wedding ring on her finger. bt i lyk d way u think
madam ;) =D
r left? Johny: none, as others vil fly away Teacher: d answer is 4 but
i lyk d way u think Johny: i hv a questn madam, if 3 women r
eatingcone ice-cream. 1 eating, 1 biting n 1sucking. whch 1 is
married? Teachr in sweat n nervousnes s: well, d 1 sucking d cone
johny: no, d 1 wd wedding ring on her finger. bt i lyk d way u think
madam ;) =D
Life Mantra (funney version)
1. Get up early in the morning(let your parents feel APNA BACHHA TO SUDHAR GYA )
2. pray to rising sun(taki wo aur bhi jyada FOOL JAEN)
3. Setout for jogging with your doggy(note: dont forget to take doggy with you as doggy works as an bridge to reach other jogging buty's heart)
4. Workout hard while jogging (let buties see your strain)
5. Come home, take a breakfast and dress well cumb ur hairs spiky to go college(note: do or not do other things but DRESS WELL)
6. consentrate while class, and answer every questions that ur teacher ask(impresses buties)
7. Healp ur classmates with notes and ur knowledge(spaciall... You better know whome !)
8. Give company to your friends on the way to return(again you know spacially whome)
9. Contd...
2. pray to rising sun(taki wo aur bhi jyada FOOL JAEN)
3. Setout for jogging with your doggy(note: dont forget to take doggy with you as doggy works as an bridge to reach other jogging buty's heart)
4. Workout hard while jogging (let buties see your strain)
5. Come home, take a breakfast and dress well cumb ur hairs spiky to go college(note: do or not do other things but DRESS WELL)
6. consentrate while class, and answer every questions that ur teacher ask(impresses buties)
7. Healp ur classmates with notes and ur knowledge(spaciall... You better know whome !)
8. Give company to your friends on the way to return(again you know spacially whome)
9. Contd...
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