An inoccent question
An inoccent question:
A boy and his girlfriend come togather after classes to boys home daily... Ane day the kid sister of boy asked the girlfriend...
Why u come our home daily to meet My BROTHER... Do you not have your BROTHER ???
A boy and his girlfriend come togather after classes to boys home daily... Ane day the kid sister of boy asked the girlfriend...
Why u come our home daily to meet My BROTHER... Do you not have your BROTHER ???
A QUOTE SERIES..
We dont get what we want,
We get what we are...
We get what we are...
I do in what i believe,
&
I believe in what i do.
NCE is better than nothing,
Think positive.
Love goes exponentially with number of loved ones.(as graph of eΛx goes up rapidly...)
Human nature is like.. Like a SOFTY,
The more wormth of love it gets the speedier it melts.
A sucide is like... Like a senario in which a crying dog escaping when kicked on ass !
The one we believe,
The one we relay,
The one we feel,
For The one we cry,
The one we pray,
Is just the one, called with diffrent names all over.
The taste of sucess with hardwork is sweeter than the kiss of girlfriend... ;) hahaha( m just joking)
A fact: The cause of light & darkness both is sun... How?
Coz if SUN is there light is here,
And again if SUN is not there there is darkness here...
Contd...
TAALKTIME !
MAA UNDER CONSTRUCTION...
Jis maa ne duniya rcha... wo bi saal me ek baar insaano ki RACHANA me murt
hoti hai...
JAI HO!
Have a rosy eve !
INTERSECTION OF SUFFACES example views....
different views... a self generated model....
A grand Model exhibition of a town....
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Newton`s First Law
When a third grader student was asked to
explain Newton's first law, she said,
"Bodies in motion remain in motion,
and bodies at rest stay in bed unless
their mothers call them to get up."
Green signal for LovE...
Sweet baby girl...
Its why girl baby are under demand among parents...
Coz they are like an anges on earth... Just not having feathers, thats it.....
THE GENERAL RELATIVITY
Three months before his 1905 seminal relativity paper, Einstein perform the following thought experiment, which, by the way, is known as a gedanken experiment in theoretical physics:
Einstein imagined, "If I vere to put my hand on a hot stove for a minute, it vould seem like an hour. But if I vere to sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it vould seem like a minute. By Jove, I think time is relative."
Einstein imagined, "If I vere to put my hand on a hot stove for a minute, it vould seem like an hour. But if I vere to sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it vould seem like a minute. By Jove, I think time is relative."
the kid & Albert Einstein
A six-year-old boy spotted Albert Einstein walking down the street and decided to try out his favorite joke on him: "Mr. Einstein! Why did the chicken cross the road?" To which the famous physicist replied, "My young burgeoning mind, zee question does not have a definite anzer. Vether zee chicken crossed zee road or zee road crossed zee chicken depends on your frame of reference."
silly boy or silly Einstein... you say.......?
silly boy or silly Einstein... you say.......?
funny nce logo... more are under construction...
If i become a manager after ma MBA then i would like to print every necessary information on ma product as an physicist.. Because i believe in faith & truth... it must be like this
WARNING: Due to its heavy mass, this product warps the space surrounding it. No health hazards are yet known to be associated with effect.
NOTE: This product may actually be nine-dimensional but, if this is the case, functionality is not affected by the extra six dimensions.
HEALTH WARNING: This product (and every product of the Manufacturer) emits low-level nuclear radiation.
NOTE: A subatomic "glue" holds the fundamental constituents of this product together. Since the exact nature of this glue is not yet fully understood, its adhesive power cannot be guaranteed. To date, no known malfunction of the product has resulted from glue failure.
DISCLAIMER: Manufacturer is not responsible for loss should this product disappear into a wormhole.
LIMITED WARRANTY: Despite the efforts of the Manufacturer, the chaos in this package has increased since being shipped. If such chaos has rendered the product defective, Buyer shall not hold Manufacturer responsible. Claims in this regard should be aimed directly at the Shipper.
NOTE: Despite its appearance, this product is more than 99.99% empty space.
READ THIS BEFORE OPENING: According to quantum theory, this product may collapse into another state if directly observed.
HANDLE WITH CARE: This product contains countless, minute, electrically charged particles moving at extremely high speeds.
EXTREME CAUTION: This product has an energy-equivalent that, if exploded, could destroy a small town. Under no circumstance shall a User perform a mass-energy transformation on any of the contents in this package. In case of misuse, liability shall rest entirely with the User.
GUARANTEED RETURN CLAUSE: Because of the uncertainty principle, we have shipped this product with a limited speed notice. However, if shippers have disregarded our notice, we cannot guarantee that all the contents are in the box. If you discover missing components, please call the 1-800 number on the instruction sheet.
IMPORTANT: This product is composed of 100% matter: It is the responsibility of the User to make sure that it does not come in contact with antimatter. Under no circumstances will the Manufacturer be liable for User mishandling in this regard.
QUALITY STANDARD: The electrons, protons and neutrons are guaranteed to be of same quality as those used in other products of the Manufacturer.
DISAPPEARANCE EXCLUSION: Due to quantum tunneling, there is an extremely tiny chance that this product may suddenly disappear at any time (and reappear elsewhere). The Manufacturer will not be responsible for such mysterious disappearances.
AS REQUIRED BY LAW, we must inform you that any use of this product increases the amount of disorder in the universe. As of the date shipped, Congress has not passed any bills assigning a tax on disorder pollution.
USE LIMITATION: This product cannot be guaranteed to function normally near a black hole.
no margin of error u see... as an engineer...(R.K ROY) :)
WARNING: Due to its heavy mass, this product warps the space surrounding it. No health hazards are yet known to be associated with effect.
NOTE: This product may actually be nine-dimensional but, if this is the case, functionality is not affected by the extra six dimensions.
HEALTH WARNING: This product (and every product of the Manufacturer) emits low-level nuclear radiation.
NOTE: A subatomic "glue" holds the fundamental constituents of this product together. Since the exact nature of this glue is not yet fully understood, its adhesive power cannot be guaranteed. To date, no known malfunction of the product has resulted from glue failure.
DISCLAIMER: Manufacturer is not responsible for loss should this product disappear into a wormhole.
LIMITED WARRANTY: Despite the efforts of the Manufacturer, the chaos in this package has increased since being shipped. If such chaos has rendered the product defective, Buyer shall not hold Manufacturer responsible. Claims in this regard should be aimed directly at the Shipper.
NOTE: Despite its appearance, this product is more than 99.99% empty space.
READ THIS BEFORE OPENING: According to quantum theory, this product may collapse into another state if directly observed.
HANDLE WITH CARE: This product contains countless, minute, electrically charged particles moving at extremely high speeds.
EXTREME CAUTION: This product has an energy-equivalent that, if exploded, could destroy a small town. Under no circumstance shall a User perform a mass-energy transformation on any of the contents in this package. In case of misuse, liability shall rest entirely with the User.
GUARANTEED RETURN CLAUSE: Because of the uncertainty principle, we have shipped this product with a limited speed notice. However, if shippers have disregarded our notice, we cannot guarantee that all the contents are in the box. If you discover missing components, please call the 1-800 number on the instruction sheet.
IMPORTANT: This product is composed of 100% matter: It is the responsibility of the User to make sure that it does not come in contact with antimatter. Under no circumstances will the Manufacturer be liable for User mishandling in this regard.
QUALITY STANDARD: The electrons, protons and neutrons are guaranteed to be of same quality as those used in other products of the Manufacturer.
DISAPPEARANCE EXCLUSION: Due to quantum tunneling, there is an extremely tiny chance that this product may suddenly disappear at any time (and reappear elsewhere). The Manufacturer will not be responsible for such mysterious disappearances.
AS REQUIRED BY LAW, we must inform you that any use of this product increases the amount of disorder in the universe. As of the date shipped, Congress has not passed any bills assigning a tax on disorder pollution.
USE LIMITATION: This product cannot be guaranteed to function normally near a black hole.
no margin of error u see... as an engineer...(R.K ROY) :)
A Sexual incounter between a capacitor and an inductor...
Don't lough just feel the science
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged – every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
Life means:
Life means:-
A wintr evenin,
5 frnds,
Mild Rain,
five shots of vodka..
Life means:
20 bucks of petrol,
2 rusty old activa,
An open road..........
Life means:
1 pepsi 5 frnds.........
Life means:
1 Prep leave,
1 nite,
1 book,
8 dufers..
Life means:
5 old frnds,
5 seprate cities,
5 cofee mugs n
1 facebook..
Life means:
1 girl,
1 numbr,
5 frnds,
n a fight.
Life means:
1 hostel room, after a horror movie,
5 frndz, hanumaan chalisa whole
nite.
Life means:
Smile frm a frnd aftr readin this note.
Life means:
!!!FRIENDS!!!
!!Live these days!!
They arent gonna b back 4evr.
so Enjy it...
I LOVE MA FRIENDS
Teaching Tips for KD type teachers
Here is a teaching tip for physics
professors: When a student tries to
paraphrase something you have
just taught, feed her or him the
following line: "I know you believe
you understand what you think I
said, but I am not sure you realize
that what you heard is not what I
meant." This will guarantee that the
student will not interrupt your class
again until the next semester.
I am not sure you realize
that what you heard is not what I
meant." This will guarantee that the
student will not interrupt your class
again until t
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UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE QUESTION
Q: Why are quantum physicists so
poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the
position, they can't find the
momentum, and when they have
the momentum, they can't find the
position.
Uncertainty BOSS !
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